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Ode to Trader Joe’s (to the tune of Baby Got Back)

August 17, 2010 at 10:49 am (Uncategorized) (Baby Got Back, candles, grocery stores, healthy food, hungry, movies, organic, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Trader Joe's, wine)

Oh, my, god.  Shoppers, look at this store

It is so big.  It looks like,

one of those grocery stores in the movies.

But you know, who understands the movies?

I go to Trader Joe’s, because,

I like to eat well for cheap, ‘kay?

I mean, this store, is just so big.

I can’t believe it’s just so full of food, it’s like,

out there, I mean – wow.  Look!

It’s just so…big!

I like Trader Joe’s and I cannot lie

You other shoppers can’t deny

That when you walk in the place

with a hunger ’round your waist

You get hung-ry, and it gets tough

‘Cause you want your belly to be stuffed

Deep in the aisles not barren,

I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna buy healthy food

Or take it’s picture

My former store wanted to warn me

But the food you got makes me so hungry!

Ooh, what’s in those bins?

Produce and veggies – look at the skins!

Well, excuse me, don’t abuse me,

I’m not the average foodie

I’ve got wine for dancin’

And organic candles for romancin’

The store is a good bet, to stay all the way outta debt

Hardcore like Boba Fett

I’m tired of crappy recipes

That do nothing to appeal to me

Take the demo booth and look at that

This store will sate your hunger but not make you fat

So, shoppers (yeah!) buyers (yeah!)

Do you want a grocery store that does all this? (Hell yeah!)

Tell ‘em to bake it!  Make it!

Take advantage of that healthy store!

I got Trader Joe’s back.